I feel it's time to tell Mrs Shinawatra a little more about where I live and the people I wish to help.
Good morning Mrs Shinawatra
How wonderful to hear from you again. Your message gladdened my soul and
brought a smile to my slightly wind chapped lips. The weather here has
been dreadful of late and as a result, many of our local pensioners have
called upon us for help.
We have set up a charity called POOP - Pensioners of our Parish, in the
hope of helping some of our most vulnerable locals. Some are in need of
roof repairs, some in need of food and some of other more specialised
help. We could really do with an injection
of cash to help our good work as the village in which I live is rather a
poor one.
I really should tell you a bit more about our lovely little village. It
is a poor but very beautiful place called Rimming. It is situated along
the banks of the River Aynuss in Norfolk and is known as
Rimming-upon-Aynuss. Many of the people have lived here
for generations and have a familiar look about them. Recently the
parish began a local history project and traced various families back in
history. It turned out that old Mrs Crumpling was in fact her own
auntie and her grandson Everard was also her brother!
It is indeed a small world, especially in these parts!
Well Mrs Shinawatra, I have been praying for guidance on the matter of
your donation and the Holy Lezzer has told me that we should proceed as
soon as we can. So many poor and needy people will benefit from your
money including our very own village. Rimming-upon-Aynuss
really does need immediate help with it's POOP.
Please Mrs Shinawatra, how do we proceed with this arrangement? Do I
need to fly over to where you are? I would dearly love to meet you and
be able to pray with you.
I look forward to hearing from you soonest. In the mean time, please do
take care and may the love of the Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer bless you
always.
Yours in spiritual togetherness
Reverend Homer Sekshual.
Thursday 27 February 2014
Blah blah blah.
Mrs Shinawatra didn't reply straight away to my last email and I did wonder if I had blown it. I decided to try again.
Good morning Mrs Shinawatra
I haven't heard back from you after my last mail and I am now feeling rather concerned. I am praying that your health hasn't taken a turn for the worst.
I would really like to discuss some ideas I have had about worthy charities that could really benefit from your late husbands generous donation.
For now I shall leave you to rest and continue to pray for your health and your soul.
Fond regards in faith
Reverend Sekshual
Eventually she replied but it was just more of the same really.
My Dearest Homer Sekshaul.
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ,
I selected you for this purpose,I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity and i see you have the heart of my purpose.i know you can do it i know you re the rightful person for this purpose.
I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of US$5,000 000.00(Five Million US Dollars) to your Church for the development of your church and also for the less privileged,My believe is that one day we will all see and rejoice together, my doctor says that i have short time to live hence i need this project to be completed as soon as possible so that i can witness this great work of God and have a good rest when i go to the order side of the world. Let me know the way forward for between you and my lawyer .
Yours in Christ
Mrs SURAT SHINAWATRA
Good morning Mrs Shinawatra
I haven't heard back from you after my last mail and I am now feeling rather concerned. I am praying that your health hasn't taken a turn for the worst.
I would really like to discuss some ideas I have had about worthy charities that could really benefit from your late husbands generous donation.
For now I shall leave you to rest and continue to pray for your health and your soul.
Fond regards in faith
Reverend Sekshual
Eventually she replied but it was just more of the same really.
My Dearest Homer Sekshaul.
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ,
I selected you for this purpose,I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity and i see you have the heart of my purpose.i know you can do it i know you re the rightful person for this purpose.
I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of US$5,000 000.00(Five Million US Dollars) to your Church for the development of your church and also for the less privileged,My believe is that one day we will all see and rejoice together, my doctor says that i have short time to live hence i need this project to be completed as soon as possible so that i can witness this great work of God and have a good rest when i go to the order side of the world. Let me know the way forward for between you and my lawyer .
Yours in Christ
Mrs SURAT SHINAWATRA
Tuesday 18 February 2014
Totally addicted to ..............
Mrs Shinawatra worries about the way she has lived her life in the past. I tell her a little more about myself and my past. I was once an addict.
Good morning my dear Mrs Shinawatra
I pray this new day finds you in good spirits and may the grace of God, The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer bless you.
Since I received your first email, you have been on my mind constantly. I prayed long and hard for you last night Mrs Shinawatra. I prayed that you may be touched by the Holy Lezzer and feel her healing force deep inside you. I prayed that Saint Gayer may bring you fabulous home furnishings and matching cushions to alleviate your pain and suffering, making you more comfortable and your surroundings more aesthetically pleasing.
I also prayed for guidance that I would be shown the true way to help you. I do believe the almighty will show us both what he has planned for us. I do believe that fate and the Holy Lezzer have brought about this joyous union so we can bring happiness and comfort to may out there who are suffering.
Please do not worry about how you have previously lived your life for now you have turned to the Lord Almighty and he will save you. He cares not for your past but for your future. I too have lived a shameful life in the past. I was once a deviant, addicted to acts of a purely selfish nature. I am ashamed to say that I used to take drugs. I was addicted to a highly dangerous drug called Bacon. I smoked Bacon whenever I could afford to. The smell of Bacon cooking was too much for me to resist and it lead me down a dubious path of immoral behaviour and degradation. I just couldn't get enough of Bacon. As well as smoking it I would eat it. I sometimes cooked it and put it in sandwiches so people would be unaware of what I was doing. That way I could feed my bacon habit in public, unnoticed and without fear of being arrested.
One day, whilst high on Bacon, I attempted to rob what I thought was a local jewellery shop. I had misread the sign and burst into the local Synagogue by mistake shouting "I need Bacon and I need it now." The Rabbi and Cantors managed to restrain me and called an ambulance and I was detained in my local psychiatric hospital. I received specialist help to get me off the Bacon and I spent the next 6 months using a non addictive Bacon substitute called Faken until I was completely clean. I knew at this point that I had a chance to turn my life around and with the help of The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer, that is exactly what I have done.
Mrs Shinawatra, I must proceed with my daily ministries. I have old people to visit and good deeds to perform and my time is precious in the community. I shall ask my parishioners to pray for you, for you health and happiness. I look forward to getting to know more about you and your plans for our partnership.
Yours in faith
Rev Homer Sekshaul.
Good morning my dear Mrs Shinawatra
I pray this new day finds you in good spirits and may the grace of God, The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer bless you.
Since I received your first email, you have been on my mind constantly. I prayed long and hard for you last night Mrs Shinawatra. I prayed that you may be touched by the Holy Lezzer and feel her healing force deep inside you. I prayed that Saint Gayer may bring you fabulous home furnishings and matching cushions to alleviate your pain and suffering, making you more comfortable and your surroundings more aesthetically pleasing.
I also prayed for guidance that I would be shown the true way to help you. I do believe the almighty will show us both what he has planned for us. I do believe that fate and the Holy Lezzer have brought about this joyous union so we can bring happiness and comfort to may out there who are suffering.
Please do not worry about how you have previously lived your life for now you have turned to the Lord Almighty and he will save you. He cares not for your past but for your future. I too have lived a shameful life in the past. I was once a deviant, addicted to acts of a purely selfish nature. I am ashamed to say that I used to take drugs. I was addicted to a highly dangerous drug called Bacon. I smoked Bacon whenever I could afford to. The smell of Bacon cooking was too much for me to resist and it lead me down a dubious path of immoral behaviour and degradation. I just couldn't get enough of Bacon. As well as smoking it I would eat it. I sometimes cooked it and put it in sandwiches so people would be unaware of what I was doing. That way I could feed my bacon habit in public, unnoticed and without fear of being arrested.
One day, whilst high on Bacon, I attempted to rob what I thought was a local jewellery shop. I had misread the sign and burst into the local Synagogue by mistake shouting "I need Bacon and I need it now." The Rabbi and Cantors managed to restrain me and called an ambulance and I was detained in my local psychiatric hospital. I received specialist help to get me off the Bacon and I spent the next 6 months using a non addictive Bacon substitute called Faken until I was completely clean. I knew at this point that I had a chance to turn my life around and with the help of The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer, that is exactly what I have done.
Mrs Shinawatra, I must proceed with my daily ministries. I have old people to visit and good deeds to perform and my time is precious in the community. I shall ask my parishioners to pray for you, for you health and happiness. I look forward to getting to know more about you and your plans for our partnership.
Yours in faith
Rev Homer Sekshaul.
Have the mind of a winner.
So Mrs Shinawatra replied. She urges me to accept success and reject failure. She also tells me that the paperwork for this transaction is with her layer. Something tells me that that is going to cost!
My Dearest Homer Sekshual,
I am most grateful for your mail, and I seize this opportunity to thank you for coming to my rescue and to let you know also that this transaction is a straight forward and legal transaction and now i am in hospital.I had no option since my immediate and extended family in and outside THAILAND refused to distribute my funds because they want to keep it to themselves. I didn’t know how to move the funds out and dispatched it to charity organizations, so I resulted to putting fate to test and making a random contact.
Currently, I am suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live more than six months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very Sever stage. Intact, my personal physician told me that I may not live for more than six months and I am so scared about this. So, I now decided to divide part of this wealth, by contributing to the well benign of less privileged people and handicapped in the society of Asian, which is in my place, America Europe and African Countries.
I am communicating with only you at this moment with regards to this transaction. And I would not have any cause to do otherwise, except you state your intention to withdraw your assistance. Just like I stated in my first mail to you, this fund is presently in a bank here in Thailand.All the necessary documentations required to get the Funds out of the paying bank here are in the possession of my lawyer and I will be sending them to you after we must have come to a conclusion and reached an agreement, Not before. I need you to give me your words that you will be very honest and straight forward with me when the money gets to you, So long as you can execute this transaction successfully and help me dispatched it to charity organizations.
I want you to have the mind of a WINNER because the spirit of Success and Victory resides in the mind. You can only fail if your mind agrees with failure and God is certainly in the business of making ways for our success at all times once our Mind accepts success and rejects failure. So, do not be depressed at any time. The Bible says in Book of Isaiah chapter 12 verse 3 that 'With JOY, we shall Draw water out of the wells of Salvation'. This means that once you are happy in your endeavor in the spirit of determination, you will certainly succeed.
Also I thanks again for your mail, your mail has relieved me and I pray to almighty GOD with his infinite mercy to reward you. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it now. I want you to pray for me so that God would forgive me and be merciful to me and accept my soul.
Yours in Christ
Mrs SURAT SHINAWATRA
My Dearest Homer Sekshual,
I am most grateful for your mail, and I seize this opportunity to thank you for coming to my rescue and to let you know also that this transaction is a straight forward and legal transaction and now i am in hospital.I had no option since my immediate and extended family in and outside THAILAND refused to distribute my funds because they want to keep it to themselves. I didn’t know how to move the funds out and dispatched it to charity organizations, so I resulted to putting fate to test and making a random contact.
Currently, I am suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live more than six months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very Sever stage. Intact, my personal physician told me that I may not live for more than six months and I am so scared about this. So, I now decided to divide part of this wealth, by contributing to the well benign of less privileged people and handicapped in the society of Asian, which is in my place, America Europe and African Countries.
I am communicating with only you at this moment with regards to this transaction. And I would not have any cause to do otherwise, except you state your intention to withdraw your assistance. Just like I stated in my first mail to you, this fund is presently in a bank here in Thailand.All the necessary documentations required to get the Funds out of the paying bank here are in the possession of my lawyer and I will be sending them to you after we must have come to a conclusion and reached an agreement, Not before. I need you to give me your words that you will be very honest and straight forward with me when the money gets to you, So long as you can execute this transaction successfully and help me dispatched it to charity organizations.
I want you to have the mind of a WINNER because the spirit of Success and Victory resides in the mind. You can only fail if your mind agrees with failure and God is certainly in the business of making ways for our success at all times once our Mind accepts success and rejects failure. So, do not be depressed at any time. The Bible says in Book of Isaiah chapter 12 verse 3 that 'With JOY, we shall Draw water out of the wells of Salvation'. This means that once you are happy in your endeavor in the spirit of determination, you will certainly succeed.
Also I thanks again for your mail, your mail has relieved me and I pray to almighty GOD with his infinite mercy to reward you. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it now. I want you to pray for me so that God would forgive me and be merciful to me and accept my soul.
Yours in Christ
Mrs SURAT SHINAWATRA
Introducing Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual.
As (Mrs) Surat Shinawatra is such a god fearing lady, she needs to correspond with someone of an equally devout nature. Introducing the Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual.
Dear (Mrs) SURAT SHINAWATRA
Many thanks for your message of introduction. Praise the Lord that it found me! I do believe the Almighty has brought us together. Praise be to The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer,
Please let me introduce myself. I am Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual, Minister and founder member of the Church of the Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer. I am a holy man who's life's work is to bring the love of The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer to the masses. I have battled many demons in my life Mrs Shinawatra and wish to do all I can to make the lives of others better.
I believe we have been brought together in this holy union to fulfil a prophesy set out by the Holy Lezzer in the great book of our Lord " Thou shalt help the orphans, the handicapped and the sick in the house of the Almighty by the love of The Holy Lezzer." ( Jebus Chapter 4 verse 7) We shall then reap our rewards in heaven.
Mrs Surat Shinawatra, it saddens me to hear of your plight and your ill health but trust me when I say, I shall do everything in my power to help you and to fulfil you and your late husbands wishes.
I am praying for your health and your soul and will continue to do so until your dying breath.
I look forward to hearing from you soonest
Yours in the fellowship of the Lord Almighty, The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer
Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual.
Dear (Mrs) SURAT SHINAWATRA
Many thanks for your message of introduction. Praise the Lord that it found me! I do believe the Almighty has brought us together. Praise be to The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer,
Please let me introduce myself. I am Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual, Minister and founder member of the Church of the Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer. I am a holy man who's life's work is to bring the love of The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer to the masses. I have battled many demons in my life Mrs Shinawatra and wish to do all I can to make the lives of others better.
I believe we have been brought together in this holy union to fulfil a prophesy set out by the Holy Lezzer in the great book of our Lord " Thou shalt help the orphans, the handicapped and the sick in the house of the Almighty by the love of The Holy Lezzer." ( Jebus Chapter 4 verse 7) We shall then reap our rewards in heaven.
Mrs Surat Shinawatra, it saddens me to hear of your plight and your ill health but trust me when I say, I shall do everything in my power to help you and to fulfil you and your late husbands wishes.
I am praying for your health and your soul and will continue to do so until your dying breath.
I look forward to hearing from you soonest
Yours in the fellowship of the Lord Almighty, The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer
Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual.
Introducing (Mrs) SURAT SHINAWATRA
I would like to introduce you to (Mrs) SURAT SHINAWATRA. Sadly she is dying and only has 6 months to live which is why she needs me to help her use her late husbands fortune to enhance the comfort of the handicapped. Bless her. What a kind soul she is!
A CONTRIBUTION FOR THE WORK OF GOD.
My Lordship,
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am (Mrs) Surat Shinawatra, a widow to Late Nishita Shinawatra, I am 74years old, I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all indications,that my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I won't live more than six months,because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
My late husband was killed his business associate,and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.The doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than six months, so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in Asia,Africa America and Europe.
I selected your church after visiting the website and I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of US$5,000 000.00(Five Million US Dollars) to your Church for the development of your church and also for the less privileged. Please I want you to note that, this fund is laying in a Bank here in Thailand, for that my lawyer will file in application for the transfer of the money in the name of your ministry.
Lastly I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.Please, do not reply me if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use, than enhancement of the comfort of the Handicapped .Lastly, I want you/your home to be praying for me as regards my entire life and my health because I have come to find out since my spiritual rebirth lately that wealth acquisition without God in one's life is vanity upon vanity.Alleluyah,If you have to die says the Lord, keep fit and I will give you the crown of life.
Please If I reach you as I am hopeful I will, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable my LAWYER conclude the legal duty,you should forward along
your current telephone and Fax numbers, your current mailing address. Also to be sent to me is the biodata page of your international passport or drivers licence
as a proper identification.
May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you.You can reach me on my alternative email box easily: dfcg_12@yahoo.co.jp
I await your soonest reply as you could.
Yours in Christ
(Mrs) SURAT SHINAWATRA
A CONTRIBUTION FOR THE WORK OF GOD.
My Lordship,
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am (Mrs) Surat Shinawatra, a widow to Late Nishita Shinawatra, I am 74years old, I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all indications,that my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I won't live more than six months,because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
My late husband was killed his business associate,and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.The doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than six months, so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in Asia,Africa America and Europe.
I selected your church after visiting the website and I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of US$5,000 000.00(Five Million US Dollars) to your Church for the development of your church and also for the less privileged. Please I want you to note that, this fund is laying in a Bank here in Thailand, for that my lawyer will file in application for the transfer of the money in the name of your ministry.
Lastly I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.Please, do not reply me if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use, than enhancement of the comfort of the Handicapped .Lastly, I want you/your home to be praying for me as regards my entire life and my health because I have come to find out since my spiritual rebirth lately that wealth acquisition without God in one's life is vanity upon vanity.Alleluyah,If you have to die says the Lord, keep fit and I will give you the crown of life.
Please If I reach you as I am hopeful I will, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable my LAWYER conclude the legal duty,you should forward along
your current telephone and Fax numbers, your current mailing address. Also to be sent to me is the biodata page of your international passport or drivers licence
as a proper identification.
May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you.You can reach me on my alternative email box easily: dfcg_12@yahoo.co.jp
I await your soonest reply as you could.
Yours in Christ
(Mrs) SURAT SHINAWATRA
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