Blah blah blah.

Mrs Shinawatra didn't reply straight away to my last email and I did wonder if I had blown it. I decided to try again.

Good morning Mrs Shinawatra

I haven't heard back from you after my last mail and I am now feeling rather concerned. I am praying that your health hasn't taken a turn for the worst.


I would really like to discuss some ideas I have had about worthy charities that could really benefit from your late husbands generous donation.

For now I shall leave you to rest and continue to pray for your health and your soul.

Fond regards in faith


Reverend Sekshual




Eventually she replied but it was just more of the same really.



My Dearest Homer Sekshaul.
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ,

I selected you for this purpose,I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity and i see you have the heart of my purpose.i know you can do it i know you re the rightful person for this purpose.

I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of US$5,000 000.00(Five Million US Dollars) to your Church for the development of your church and also for the less privileged,My believe is that one day we will all see and rejoice together, my doctor says that i have short time to live hence i need this project to be completed as soon as possible so that i can witness this great work of God and have a good rest when i go to the order side of the world. Let me know the way forward for between you and my lawyer .




Yours in Christ
Mrs SURAT SHINAWATRA