Introducing Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual.

As (Mrs) Surat Shinawatra is such a god fearing lady, she needs to correspond with someone of an equally devout nature. Introducing the Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual.



Dear (Mrs) SURAT SHINAWATRA

Many thanks for your message of introduction. Praise the Lord that it found me! I do believe the Almighty has brought us together. Praise be to The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer,

Please let me introduce myself. I am Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual, Minister and founder member of the Church of the Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer.  I am a holy man who's life's work is to bring the love of The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer  to the masses. I have battled many demons in my life Mrs Shinawatra and wish to do all I can to make the lives of others better.

I believe we have been brought together in this holy union to fulfil a prophesy set out by the Holy Lezzer in the great book of our Lord " Thou shalt help the orphans, the handicapped and the sick in the house of the Almighty by the love of The Holy Lezzer." ( Jebus Chapter 4 verse 7)  We shall then reap our rewards in heaven.

Mrs Surat Shinawatra, it saddens me to hear of your plight and your ill health but trust me when I say, I shall do everything in my power to help you and to fulfil you and your late husbands wishes.

I am praying for your health and your soul and will continue to do so until your dying breath.

I look forward to hearing from you soonest

Yours in the fellowship of the Lord Almighty, The Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer

Reverend Mr Homer Sekshual.