POOP.

I feel it's time to tell Mrs Shinawatra a little more about where I live and the people I wish to help.



Good morning Mrs Shinawatra

How wonderful to hear from you again. Your message gladdened my soul and brought a smile to my slightly wind chapped lips. The weather here has been dreadful of late and as a result, many of our local pensioners have called upon us for help.

We have set up a charity called POOP - Pensioners of our Parish,  in the hope of helping some of our most vulnerable locals. Some are in need of roof repairs, some in need of food and some of other more specialised help. We could really do with an injection of cash to help our good work as the village in which I live is rather a poor one.

I really should tell you a bit more about our lovely little village. It is a poor but very beautiful place called Rimming. It is situated along the banks of the River Aynuss in Norfolk and is known as Rimming-upon-Aynuss.  Many of the people have lived here for generations and have a familiar look about them.  Recently the parish began a local history project and traced various families back in history. It turned out that old Mrs Crumpling was in fact her own auntie and her grandson Everard was also her brother! It is indeed a small world, especially in these parts!

Well Mrs Shinawatra, I have been praying for guidance on the matter of your donation and the Holy Lezzer has told me that we should proceed as soon as we can. So many poor and needy people will benefit from  your money including our very own village.  Rimming-upon-Aynuss really does need immediate help with it's POOP.

Please Mrs Shinawatra, how do we proceed with this arrangement? Do I need to fly over to where you are?  I would dearly love to meet you and be able to pray with you.

I look forward to hearing from you soonest. In the mean time, please do take care and may the love of the Holy Lezzer and Saint Gayer bless you always.


Yours in spiritual togetherness


Reverend Homer Sekshual.